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Judge Lets Rachel Maddow Extort World’s Greatest Heavy-Metal Anti-Abortion...
What is the world coming to when you cannot sue known lesbian Rachel Maddow for $50 million for defamation for quoting your own words? And when, in fact, you must pay her legal fees (as well as the...
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It’s A Good Thing Bradlee Dean Isn’t Being Sexist About Judge Who Awarded...
Oh, Bradlee Dean, don’t ever stop being you! And more importantly, please keep Larry Klayman, founder of JudicialWatch and FreedomWatch — a not at all crazy person seen here discussing a Citizens Grand...
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Betsy Rothstein, FishbowlDC Sued Just For Calling Some Publicist A Slut Every...
“Why is Betsy Rothstein such a fucking cunt?” we were asking sometime last year, after FishbowlDC editor Betsy Rothstein decided we were a giant alcoholic who loves to make things up (fine) without...
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First Amendment Hero Bradlee Dean Would Like To Give Your Wonkette Some Legal...
Serial SLAPPer Bradlee Dean has taken some time off from making high school girls cry, in order to retain a lawyer to threaten to sue your Wonket! Oh Lucy, what have we done now! Well, obviously we...
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Larry Klayman: That Judge Was A Jew!
Earlier this week, we brought you the Happy Funtimes Leagle Beagle News that open suer Larry Klayman, famous in the olden days for subpoenaing Bill Clinton’s penis like three times a day (and also Dick...
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Larry Klayman Continues Clogging Legal System Toilets With His Own Digestive...
Remember that episode of “Litigious Larry Klayman’s Legal Wonderland Fun Times” last summer when we told you about allegations, made by Klayman’s ex-wife during a custody battle over their kids, that...
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Larry Klayman’s Lawsuit Against CityPages Dismissed Because He Is Bad At The Law
Who could ever have guessed that superlawyer Larry Klayman, former scourge of the Clinton and Bush White Houses (credit where it’s due, he sued the fuck out of George W. Bush for Dick Cheney’s energy...
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Glenn Beck Will Probably Cry Over The Fact That He Has Been Sued For...
Do you remember last year when Glenn Beck was very very sure that the Boston Marathon bombing was a Muslim conspiracy and was pretty sure Michelle Obama went and cozied up to the kid Beck thought was...
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The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker
When the Grifter Queen of The Last Frontier announced the creation of her own website/TV channel, we laughed along with the rest of you. “It’s just a way to make a quick buck, and she’ll probably quit...
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Smug Jerkface Stacey Campfield Might Go To Libel Jail After All
Oh, golly, outgoing Wonkette Legislative Shitmuffin of 2013 Stacey Campfield. You are not having a good past couple months, are you? First you lost your primary election by a whopping THIRTY-NINE...
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Mean Judge Won’t Dismiss Case Against Glenn Beck For Calling Kid A Terrorist
Poor Glenn Beck. Not only is he suffering from a broken brain and living in a country that just doesn’t understand him, it turns out he may actually be held responsible for one of his attempts to ruin...
View ArticleDead Breitbart’s Ghost Forced To Pay Up For Murdering Shirley Sherrod’s Career
Remember about a million years ago in 2010 when Barack Obama was still just getting started on his project of turning all Americans against each other by being a huge racist who forced teabaggers to...
View ArticleDonald Trump Rises Firm And Hard To Sue Artist Who Painted Him With...
If you’ve haunted the Interwebs regularly, you’ve probably already seen Los Angeles artist Illma Gore’s now-infamous painting of a nude Donald Trump as a would-be emperor (and a less than impressively...
View ArticleGlorious Leader Cures Cancer Forever with Evian
North Korean leader Kim Jon-un has revealed a miracle cancer cure: springwater that has "smaller molecules." See? Commies don't need filthy capitalism to be charlatans!
View ArticleHey, What’s Larry Klayman Doing? Oh Just Suing Hillary Clinton For...
Hillary Clinton's being sued by the families of two of the Americans who died at Benghazi. More accurately, she's being sued by America's Worst Lawyer.
View ArticleNewest Punchy-Face Man Explains Only Rich People Like Him Won’t Ruin The Country
Here is a charming young man for you to meet! His name is Robert Saunders, he is 27 years old, and he is running for state rep. in Billings, Montana! Not much harm he can do there, right? That place is...
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Stupidest Man On Internet Wants Steve Bannon To Sue Nancy Pelosi, For Butthurt
Couldn’t find a pic of Hoft and Bannon together. But Bannon IS a horcrux for the guy on the left. Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man on the Internet, saw some video of Nancy Pelosi calling President Steve...
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Trump Lawyer Cites *Paula Jones* As To Why He Can’t Face Puss-Burgling...
Hillary Clinton lost, and we still have to think about Paula Jones! Such is the bizarro hellscape we live in just 70 days in to the Trump administration. Okay, Wonkers! Let’s all think about our old...
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Idaho Town Doing Just Fine Without Alex Jones’s Anti-Immigrant Hatefest, Thanks!
A reminder there are more decent people than idiots. The idiots are just louder is all. In late April, we were delighted to report that alleged human Alex Jones is getting his conspiracy-loving butt...
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Court Decides Loser Running Against Elizabeth Warren Also Loser In Different Way
Much first amendment. Wow. So free speeching. Excellent news, America! Turns out that the First Amendment still mostly works, even if you’re a rich dude and you hire the lawyer who killed Gawker! Weird...
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